*"TWILIGHT" STAR ROB PATTINSON IS PUTTING THE BITE ON EVERY WOMAN HE SEES -- HE'S TAKING ADVANTAGE OF HIS NEWFOUND FAME -- HE'S BEEN CAUGHT WITH HIS CO-STAR ANNA KENDRICK AND ALLEGEDLY HE'S STILL SEEING HIS EX, CAMILLA BELLE (WHO'S NOW DATING JOE JONAS)

 

-- ROB IS SINGLE, SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? -- IT'S HIS LONGTIME GIRLFRIEND, A BRAZILIAN MODEL NAMED ANNELYSE  SCHOENBERGER  -- AN INSIDER SAYS "ROB IS BECOMING THE BREAKOUT STAR OF THE YEAR. GIRLS ARE THROWING THEMSELVES AT HIM. HE'S TRYING TO CATCH AS MANY AS HE CAN"

 

-- ANNELYSE, WHO'S 21, IS A TOP MODEL IN BRAZIL --  SHE'S APPEARED IN NUMEROUS MAGAZINES AND COMMERCIALS -- BUT A SOURCE SAYS "SHE WAS MORTIFIED WHEN PHOTOS POPPED UP ON THE INTERNET, SHOWING ROB LICKING HIS CO-STAR ANNA KENDRICK'S FACE AT A CLUB IN HOLLYWOOD. AND, A FEW MONTHS AFTER HE STARTED DATING , HE WAS SEEN IN A CAR BEING DRIVEN BY CAMILLA BELLE" -- ANOTHER SOURCE SAYS "CAMILLA'S NOT IN LOVE WITH JOE JONAS, SHE'D TAKE ROB BACK IN A MINUTE, BUT SHE CAN'T TRUST HIM" -- AS FOR ROB, HIS ROMANCE WITH THE MODEL LOOKS LIKE IT'S READY TO CRASH & BURN

Kristen Stewart calls hardcore Twilight fans 'Retarded'

 

*THE NATION'S TOP FILM CRITICS WERE NEARLY UNANIMOUS IN THEIR OPINION THAT THE MOVIE VERSION OF "TWILIGHT" IS BETTER THAN THE BOOK -- MEANWHILE, THE FAN GIRLS COULDN'T STOP TALKING ABOUT THE ELECTRIFYING CHEMISTRY BETWEEN THE TWO LEADS, PATTINSON AND KRISTEN STEWART -- FANS WANT TO SEE THEM GET TOGETHER IN REAL LIFE, BUT IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN -- AS AN ACTRESS, KRISTEN'S AS GOOD AS IT GETS -- BUT OFF-CAMERA, SHE'S WAY TOO BITCHY FOR HIM

 

-- ACCORDING TO DIRECTOR CATHERINE HARDWICKE "WE HAD TO REWRITE AND IMPROVISE A LOT OF THE MOST INTENSE SCENES. KRISTEN REFUSED TO SAY ANYTHING SHE DIDN'T FEEL GOOD ABOUT" -- AS FOR KRISTEN, SHE SAYS "I HAD SOME OF THE CORNIEST LINES OF MY CAREER IN THIS FILM. THE DIRECTOR WAS LIKE 'JUST FEEL IT AND SAY WHAT COMES NATURALLY"

 

-- IN AN INTERVIEW WITH MSN, SHE SAID THAT, DURING SHOOTING, SHE HAD TO CHASE AWAY A SMALL GROUP OF FANS WHO WERE WATCHING FROM THE SIDELINES -- SHE TOLD THEM  "YOU GUYS ARE REALLY RETARDED AND HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE CREATIVE PROCESS. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOU CELEBRATE IN FRONT OF ME. THIS IS MY RESPONSIBILITY, IT'S MY JOB, SO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!"...

 

Zac's Fans Forget About Him, They Already Moved On

 

*ZAC EFRON HAS BEEN TOURING THE WORLD FOR THE PAST FEW WEEKS WITH VANESSA HUDGENS, PROMOTING "HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 3" -- BUT HE HAD THE MISFORTUNE TO COME HOME MONDAY NIGHT, WHILE "TWILIGHT" WAS HAVING ITS OUT OF CONTROL PREMIERE -- HE WAS GREETED AT THE AIRPORT BY EXACTLY NO ONE -- EVEN VANESSA, WHO'S BEEN HOME SINCE LAST THURSDAY, DIDN'T BOTHER TO SHOW UP -- IT'S NO SECRET THAT ZAC IS EXTREMELY JEALOUS OF ROBERT PATTINSON -- ZAC STILL BELIEVES HE'S GOING TO BE THE NEXT LEONARDO DiCAPRIO, A STAR WHO CAN MOVE ON FROM THE FAN GIRLS TO SERIOUS ADULT AUDIENCES -- BUT STUDIO EXECUTIVES HAVE PUT THEIR MONEY ON PATTINSON -- HIS WORK IN "TWILIGHT" WAS EXPECTED TO PLAY WELL WITH TEENAGE GIRLS, BUT THEY WERE SHOCKED BY THE NUMBER OF WOMEN IN THEIR 20s WHO PLAN TO SEE IT THIS WEEKEND

New Christina Aguilera Album Goes Right In the Tank

 

*THE FINAL RESULTS WON'T BE IN TIL TONIGHT, BUT THE NEW CHRISTINA AGUILERA ALBUM IS GOING RIGHT IN THE TANK -- EARLY NUMBERS SHOW IT DEBUTING IN 9th PLACE, WITH SALES OF ONLY 73,000 COPIES -- CHRISTINA'S LABEL  HAS BLAMED IT ON THE FACT THAT IT WAS ONLY SOLD AT TARGET STORES -- WELL, WHOSE IDEA WAS THAT? -- A FEW WEEKS AGO, THE NEW ALBUM FROM AC/DC WAS ONLY SOLD AT WAL-MART AND SOLD 10 TIMES THAT MANY -- THEIR OTHER EXCUSE IS THAT IT'S A "GREATEST HITS" ALBUM, WITH 2 NEW TRACKS, AND 2 OLD ONES (INCLUDING "GENIE IN A BOTTLE") THAT'VE BEEN RE-DONE: BUT WHEN BRITNEY PUT OUT HER "BEST OF" CD, IT SOLD 280,000 COPIES ITS FIRST WEEK...

 

Taylor Swift Overwhelming #1, Right Around 600,000

 

*IN OTHER NEWS, TAYLOR SWIFT'S 2nd ALBUM EASILY DEBUTED AT #1, WITH SALES AROUND 600,000 -- THAT'S MORE THAN 3 TIMES THE TOTAL OF THE RECORD AT #2, 'AMERICAN IDOL's DAVID ARCHULETA (WHICH STILL DID PRETTY WELL, WITH 180,000)

 

-- NEXT WEEK'S CHART OUGHT TO BE INTERESTING -- THE FIRST NEW ALBUM FROM GUNS N ROSES GOES ON SALE SUNDAY (AT "BEST BUY" STORES ONLY, THE ONLINE VERSION IS AVAILABLE AT NAPSTER) -- 14 YEARS IN THE MAKING, IT'S THE MOST EXPENSIVE ALBUM IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF MUSIC, COSTING THE LABEL BETWEEN 30 & 40 MILLION DOLLARS

 

Former 'DWTS' Winner Doing Topless Show In Vegas

 

*THE FIRST-EVER WINNER ON "DANCING WITH THE STARS" KELLY MONACO IS LAUNCHING A NEW CAREER IN VEGAS -- STARTING NEXT MARCH, SHE AND LAST SEASON'S RUNNER-UP MELANIE BROWN WILL STAR IN "PEEPSHOW", A NEW TOPLESS REVUE AT THE PLANET HOLLYWOOD RESORT & CASINO -- THERE'S CONFLICTING REPORTS AS TO WHETHER THE 2 STARS WILL BE TOPLESS --  KELLY, A FORMER SOAP OPERA STAR, HAS NO PROBLEM WITH MODESTY: BACK IN '96, SHE SENT NUDE PHOTOS OF HERSELF TO PLAYBOY -- THEY LIKED WHAT THEY SAW, AND INVITED HER TO POSE FOR THE MAGAZINE -- THEN, 3 YEARS AGO, AFTER SHE WON ON 'DANCING WITH THE STARS', SHE MADE ANOTHER APPEARANCE IN PLAYBOY

Gibson Faces Costliest Divorce In Hollywood History

 

*MEL GIBSON IS FACING THE MOST EXPENSIVE DIVORCE IN THE HISTORY

OF HOLLYWOOD-A VICIOUS BATTLE OVER HIS $900 MILLION DOLLAR FORTUNE -- NEW PHOTOS OF GIBSON WITH A YOUNG RUSSIAN GIRL COULD BE THE FINAL STRAW FOR HIS WIFE ROBYN -- THE OTHER WOMAN, A LONG-LEGGED

28-YEAR-OLD NAMED OKSANA WAS FIRST SPOTTED WITH GIBSON IN BOSTON LAST SEPTEMBER -- WHEN THE STORY BROKE, SHE DISAPPEARED --BUT PHOTOGRAPHERS WERE SHOCKED TO SEE HER RETURN TO THE SET OF HIS NEXT MOVIE, RE-IGNITING THE RUMORS AND CASTING DOUBT ON MEL'S PIOUS RELIGIOUS BELIEFS AND HIS 28-YEAR MARRIAGE TO ROBYN

 

-- THE LAST TIME HIS WIFE TOOK HIM BACK, SHE SAID "THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE. IF YOU EVER EMBARRASS ME AGAIN, WE'RE FINISHED" -- A FAMILY FRIEND AGREES -- HE SAYS "ROBYN IS DONE WITH HIM. IT'S ABOUT RESPECT NOW. MEL WAS SPOTTED GOING INTO HIS TRAILER

3 DAYS IN A ROW WITH THIS GIRL"...

Mel Got Drunk, Snorted Coke, And Barked Like a Dog

 

*MEL & HIS WIFE DIDN'T SIGN A PRENUP WHEN THEY GOT MARRIED IN AUSTRALIA BACK IN 1980 -- THEY HAVE SEVEN CHILDREN, AND ROBYN IS ENTITLED TO 50% OF HIS ASSETS, WHICH COULD BE MORE THAN A HALF A BILLION DOLLARS!

 

-- BACK IN 1991, SHE THREATENED TO LEAVE HIM FOLLOWING A CATTLE BUYING TRIP TO MODESTO, WHERE HE SPENT THE NIGHT DRINKING AND SNORTING COKE -- DURING THAT VISIT, HE REPORTEDLY DRANK VODKA FROM A WOMAN'S HIGH-HEELED SHOE & BARKED LIKE A DOG -- MEANWHILE, HOLLYWOOD HAIRDRESSER DIANA ALOUISE CLAIMED SHE SLEPT WITH GIBSON MORE THAN 20 TIMES -- AND NOW TWO MORE WOMEN HAVE COME FORWARD -- THE FAMILY FRIEND SAYS "ROBYN HAS TRIED TO LOOK THE OTHER WAY. BUT AFTER HIS DUI ARREST, AND HIS HATEFUL RANTING AGAINST JEWISH PEOPLE, SHE REALIZED THAT MEL WAS BEYOND REDEMPTION. SHE LOVES HIM, BUT SHE'S FINALLY MADE UP HER MIND TO MOVE ON"

 

Vanessa Minnillo Drinks Til 5 AM, Gets Stranded In NY

 

*LEAVING NICK LACHEY BEHIND IN L.A, VANESSA MINNILLO PARTIED ALL NIGHT SUNDAY AT NIKKI BEACH IN MIDTOWN MANHATTAN -- SHE WAS CELEBRATING THE FINAL EPISODE OF "TRL" -- VANESSA WAS HANGING WITH KID ROCK, "DANCING & DRINKING TIL 5 AM" -- BUT WHEN HER FRIENDS WENT OFF WITH KID ROCK TO THE TRUMP INTERNATIONAL, VANESSA FRANTICALLY TRIED TO CATCH A CAB -- AT 5 AM, IT'S NOT THAT EASY -- FINALLY, SHE STARTED GOING UP TO ANY YOUNG PEOPLE SHE SAW ON THE STREET, ASKING IF THEY COULD HELP -- LUCKILY, THE CLUB OWNER SPOTTED HER, AND CALLED FOR A PRIVATE CAR...