Orlando Bloom Marries Miranda Kerr, thanks to Jared
IN CASE YOU HAVEN’T HEARD, ORLANDO BLOOM HAS FINALLY GOTTEN MARRIED TO HIS SUPERMODEL GIRLFRIEND MIRANDA KERR: APPARENTLY HER ULTIMATUM WORKED LIKE A CHARM – AFTER DATING FOR THREE YEARS, ORLANDO KEPT DRAGGING HIS FEET WHEN IT CAME TO GETTING MARRIED -- MIRANDA GOT SO FRUSTRATED, SHE STARTED SEEING KINGS OF LEON BASS PLAYER JARED FOLLOWILL -- ORLANDO WENT BALLISTIC WHEN PHOTOS SURFACED SHOWING MIRANDA CARESSING JARED’S NECK AT A NEW YORK NIGHTCLUB -- IT WAS A BAD CASE OF JEALOUSY THAT GOT HIM TO PROPOSE-- THERE’S SPECULATION THAT THE SUDDEN WEDDING COULD MEAN MIRANDA’S ALREADY PREGNANT – SHE RECENTLY TOLD HER HOMETOWN PAPER (QUOTE) “I’VE ALWAYS BEEN OPEN ABOUT WANTING TO BECOME A MOTHER. AND I’VE ALWAYS THOUGHT ORLANDO WOULD BE A GREAT DAD”...
Angelina Jolie Rocked the House at annual Comic-con
ANGELINA JOLIE NEARLY CAUSED A RIOT WHEN SHE SHOWED UP YESTERDAY AT THE ANNUAL FAN CONVENTION “COMIC-CON” -- CLAD IN A CUSTOM-FITTED BIKER JACKET OVER A SKINTIGHT BLACK SKIRT, SHE SAT ON A PANEL AND PLUGGED HER NEW ACTION-FLICK “SALT” (WHICH OPENS TODAY) -- WHEN ASKED TO COMPARE HER NEW MOVIE TO PAST ACTION FILMS LIKE “WANTED” AND THE “TOMB RAIDER” SERIES, SHE SAID “MY STYLE GOT MEANER AND DARKER, IT’S NOT AS PRETTY. BUT THIS IS A BETTER ACTION FILM THAN ANY I’VE DONE BEFORE” [LIKE SHE’D TELL US IF IT WASN’T] -- AS EXPECTED, BRAD PITT WASN’T THERE – SITTING IN A BALLROOM FILLED WITH PUDGY 14-YEAR-OLDS WITH ZITS WAS THE LAST PLACE HE WANTED TO BE – BUT ANGIE HAD THE CROWD IN THE PALM OF HER HAND, SHE EVEN GOT AWAY WITH SAYING “BRAD COULDN’T MAKE IT WITH ME HERE, SOMEONE HAD TO WATCH THE KIDS” [HOW ABOUT THEIR HUNDRED NANNIES?]…
'Jersey Shore' Cast Agrees to Substantial Pay Raise
WITH SHOOTING SET TO BEGIN THIS WEEK ON THE THIRD SEASON OF “JERSEYSHORE”, THE CAST HAS APPARENTLY WON THE BATTLE OF NERVES – THEY REFUSED TO HAVE ANY CAMERAS FROM MTV FOLLOW THEM UNTIL THEY AGREED TO GIVE THEM A SUBSTANTIAL PAY RAISE– SNOOKI, THE SITUATION, PAULY D, J-WOWW AND THE REST WANTED $30,000 AN EPISODE -- THE “HOLLYWOOD REPORTER” SAYS MTV HAS MADE A COUNTER-OFFER “WITH A NUMBER VERY CLOSE TO THAT FIGURE” – THE CAST IS EXPECTED TO ACCEPT IT – HOWEVER, MTV REFUSES TO COMMENT ON CONTRACT NEGOTIATIONS, OTHER THAN TO SAY “PRODUCTION ON THE SHOW REMAINS ON SCHEDULE” -- FOR THE FIRST SEASON, WHEN THEY WERE COMPLETE UNKNOWNS, THE CAST MADE $5,000 AN EPISODE -- AND FOR THE SHOWS THAT’LL BE DEBUTING JULY 29th, THEY MADE TWICE THAT AMOUNT – THIS NEGOTIATION INVOLVED THE 3rd SEASON, WHICH IS WHEN THEY’LL REALLY CLEAN UP
…Yeah, because that's likely.
Tiger Woods' mistress is going on Celebrity Rehab
Rachel Uchitel is going on Celebrity Rehab to treat her "addiction to love." Donald Trump says Uchitel is no longer welcome on Celebrity Apprentice."It's a terrible decision. We have zero interest in her now. Look at what Celebrity Apprentice did for Piers Morgan. He's getting Larry King's job. She made a bad mistake. Celebrity Apprentice is a huge show and Celebrity Rehab is not. I have 10 people who want to be on the show for every slot that's available. I'm moving on." The next installment of Celebrity Rehab will feature supermodel Janice Dickinson, actor Jeremy London, musician Leif Garrett, oil heir Jason Davis, ex-reality star Jason Wahler and Keyshia Cole's mother. Rachel will earn $500,000 for her appearance on Celebrity Rehab. TMZ claims Uchitel has a crush on Dr Drew.
Now Even The Comic Book World Has ‘Bieber Fever’
USUALLY THE ANNUAL “COMIC-CON” IS MADE UP OF GEEKY YOUNG MALES – IT’S THAT WAY THIS YEAR TOO, BUT FOR THE FIRST TIME, THERE WERE QUITE A FEW YOUNG GIRLS THERE, TOO – NO, THEY AREN’T FANS OF SUPERHEROES, THEY’RE FANS OF JUSTIN BIEBER – HIS FIRST COMIC BOOK HAS JUST BEEN PRINTED -- IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE THAT JUSTIN’S ONLY BEEN ON THE SCENE FOR ONE YEAR, BUT IT'S TRUE – HIS DEBUT SINGLE “ONE TIME” CAME OUT ON JULY 7th, 2009 -- SINCE THEN HE'S BECOME AN INTERNATIONAL SENSATION – YOU KNOW YOU’VE MADE IT WHEN EVEN THE COMIC BOOK WORLD HAS “BIEBER FEVER”
…What will they come out with next??
A-Rod the Actor?
Cameron Diaz is encouraging ARod to star in his own action film. A source says she wants Tom Cruise to produce it. "Cameron has encouraged and recommended Alex for certain roles. He has such charisma that he's a natural on screen. She has spoken to Tom Cruise and they have met to discuss how things might progress for Alex. Tom is a master when it comes to action movies and he's ready to produce something for Alex. He thinks he could be the next Arnold Schwarzenegger." ...Do you think he'll make a good actor?
More On Mel
MEL GIBSON WENT COMPLETELY INSANE ON HIS LATEST HATE-FILLED TAPE, (#5 IF YOU’RE KEEPING SCORE) -- BUT NOW COMES STEP 2 IN OKSANA’S BATTLE AGAINST GIBSON – SOMETIME IN THE NEXT FEW WEEKS, YOU CAN EXPECT TO SEE PHOTOS OF HIS EX AFTER MEL PUNCHED HER IN THE FACE, KNOCKING OUT HER 2 FRONT TEETH -- EVEN WORSE, WHEN HE HIT HER, SHE WAS HOLDING THEIR BABY DAUGHTER -- AND MEL WAS SO OUT OF HIS MIND, HE ACCIDENTALLY STRUCK THE LITTLE GIRL, AND THERE ARE PHOTOS TO PROVE THAT – THEIR DAUGHTER WAS ONLY 2 MONTHS OLD AT THE TIME -- A SOURCE WITH DIRECT KNOWLEDGE OF THE PICTURES SAYS IT’S “UNMISTAKABLE” THAT THE INFANT WAS BRUISED -- THEY’LL BE SEEN BY A JUDGE DURING 3 DAYS OF HEARINGS NEXT WEEK – BOTH SIDES WERE IN COURT YESTERDAY AND, FOR NOW, MEL GETS TO KEEP HIS CUSTODY DEAL -- HE CAN VISIT HER, AND KEEP HER ONE NIGHT A WEEK-- MEANWHILE, INVESTIGATORS HAVE ALREADY SPOKEN TO HER DENTIST, DR. ROSS SHELDON – HE GAVE THEM DETAILED INFORMATION ABOUT THE “BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA” SHE SUFFERED AFTER THE ALLEGED ATTACK BY GIBSON -- A SOURCE WHO’S SEEN THE PHOTOS SAYS “THEY’RE SO HORRIFYING, THEY MAKE THOSE BLOODY & SWOLLEN PICTURES OF RIHANNA LOOK LIKE THE COVER OF VANITY FAIR”
…First Tiger, then Mel...who's next??
Pink Is Rushed To Hospital After An Onstage Accident
PINK WAS RUSHED TO THE HOSPITAL LAST NIGHT AFTER SHE WAS INJURED IN A HIGH-FLYING ROUTINE DURING A CONCERT IN GERMANY: SHE WAS PERFORMING IN NUREMBERG (nur-EN-burg) WHEN A HARNESS WHICH LIFTS HER IN THE AIR MALFUNCTIONED AND FLUNG HER INTO A METAL BARRIER -- SHE WAS FORCED TO CUT THE CONCERT SHORT AND WAS TAKEN BY AMBULANCE TO A NEARBY EMERGENCY ROOM -- IN A SERIES OF POSTS ON TWITTER, SHE SAID “TO ALL MY GERMAN FANS: I’M SO SORRY TO END THE SHOW THAT WAY. I'M IN AN AMBULANCE NOW BUT I’LL BE FINE. I WASN’T PUT INTO THE HARNESS CORRECTLY, IT DRAGGED ME OFFSTAGE, AND I FELL INTO A BARRICADE. I HOPE AT LEAST IT LOOKED COOL” -- IT’S A DANGEROUS STUNT: SHE FELL OUT OF THE SAME HARNESS LAST MONTH DURING THE ISLE OF WIGHT (white) FESTIVAL IN ENGLAND
Bret Michaels Pops the Question to Longtime Girlfriend
AFTER 16 YEARS OF DATING, AND 2 CHILDREN LATER, BRET MICHAELS FINALLY DECIDED IT WAS TIME TO POP THE QUESTION – JUST LAST WEEK, HE PROPOSED TO HIS LONGTIME GIRLFRIEND KRISTI LYNN GIBSON -- A FRIEND SAYS (QUOTE) “BRET’S WOKEN UP. HE NOW KNOWS HE WANTS TO BE A HUSBAND. HE FELT LIKE IT’S TIME, SINCE KRISTI’S BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH. SHE’S BEEN RIGHT BY HIS SIDE DURING HIS HEALTH CRISIS” – BUT THEY STILL HAVEN’T SET A DATE -- ONE OF THE GUYS IN HIS BAND SAID “HE NEEDS MORE TIME TO FIND THE PERFECT BANDANA TO WEAR ON HIS BIG DAY”…
Next 'Bachelor'?
ABC wants American Idol singer Casey James to be the next Bachelor. He says, “I’ll try anything once. I’m always up for a new experience. I’m so focused on music right now I don’t think I’d have any time for anything else.” The show's host, Chris Harrison, made the overture... Do you think he'll need a haircut before the show?
New Couple Alert: Joe Jonas and 'Twilight's Ashley Greene
"TWILIGHT" STAR ASHLEY GREENE HAS REPORTEDLY SUNK HER TEETH INTO JOE JONAS -- THE 2 OF THEM WERE JUST SPOTTED ON A DINNER DATE AT "THE IVY" IN LONDON -- ASHLEY WAS IN TOWN TO PROMOTE "ECLIPSE" -- JOE WAS THERE TO SEE HIS BROTHER NICK IN A PLAY -- BUT HE SPENT ALL HIS TIME WITH ASHLEY -- ACCORDING TO A BRITISH PAPER "THEY ARRIVED SEPARATELY AND THEN LEFT BY THE BACK DOOR. 2 VANS WITH BLACKED-OUT WINDOWS WERE WAITING TO WHISK THEM AWAY. THEY DEFINITELY LOOKED LIKE A COUPLE. THEY HAD A FEW DRINKS & WERE CLEARLY ENJOYING NOT BEING HOUNDED LIKE THEY WOULD'VE BEEN IN L.A"..
About Me:
Name: JC
Birthday: July 10, 1981
Sign: Cancer
Hometown: Lexington
Married: Yep, 2 years and counting
Kids: 1 rowdy little boy
Favorite Food: Mexican, Pizza, Grouper
Pet Peeve: People who drive too slow.
Hobbies: Watching the cats, keeping my child occupied, trying to sleep
Favorite Books: Jonathan Livingston Seagull, A Painted House by John Grisham
Favorite Movies: Pirates of The Caribbean, Anger Management, Lord of The Rings
Favorite TV Show: The Office, Seinfeld re-runs, Two and a Half Men
Person Living or dead you would most like to meet: The Captain of The Titanic
Favorite Quote: "If you'll not settle for anything less than your best, you will be amazed at what you can accomplish in your lives". Vince Lombardi
Most Embarrassing Moment: It happened in 3rd grade and uh yeah, I don’t want to talk about it
Greatest Influences: A lot of people have given me good advice in my life. I appreciate everyone who has helped me along the way
What Most People Don't Know About Me: I do the morning show, and I still hate waking up early
If you weren't in radio you would be doing...: I would be looking for a job......